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FOOD + DRINK

FOOD + DRINK

Here at The Exhibit it’s not just our entertainment that’s positively juicy. Like our drag queens, we’re pros at everything sauce & spice.

Our melt-in-the mouth Cattle Grid menus are complete with finger-licking chicken wings, juicy burgers and ribs that fall right off the bone. And to all those thinking of truly upping the ‘steaks’, enjoy our bottomless bubbles or bellinis for only £18.

And if you’ve got hankering for a hearty Sunday roast with the most – look no further. For only £10 we’ve got you perfect puds, oh-so crispy taters and the finest cuts swimming in gravy (veggie, vegan & gluten free options available too). Plus our stellar drinks selection, including craft beers, variety of wines and famous quirky cocktails.

If you think things just couldn’t get better, our other kitchen residency Pizza Fiend serves light, thin & crispy 12 inch artisan pizzas (eat in or takeaway) – succulent stone baked with a sour dough crust and it’s 2 4 1 EVERY Monday from 3pm. Why not try our dinner and movie deal for only £14, you cinema ticket plus an pizza or Cattle Grid Main? Delicious.

COCKTAILS

241 COCKTAILS EVERY DAY 4PM TO 8PM Fancy a few crafty cocktails, or even a little midweek boogie? We feel ya. With happy hour on all cocktails daily between 4-8PM, we’re ready to play any & everyday. All hail the holy Happy Hour!

THE EXHIBITIONIST £11
Goslings gold rum, Albelha organic cachaça, passionfruit, mango, lime + soda – topped with fire .

LA VIE EN ROSE £8.75
Pink grapefruit, Aperol + prosecco.

BITTERSWEET SPRITZ £9.25
Rosemary infused Beefeater gin, lemon + fever tree elderflower.

OLD TOM COLLINS £9
SW12 Hayman’s gin, lemon, sugar + lavender syrup topped with soda.

CHAMOMULE £9.25
Absolut vodka, limoncello, grapefruit, lime + ginger beer.

SUPERFOOD SLING £10.25
Absolut açai, limoncello, pomegranate, mango, crushed berries, mint + soda.

MAI-TAI £10.75
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, Cointreau, Orgeat syrup, lime + angostura bitters.

RHUBARB BELLINI  £8.75
Rhubarb Vodka, Aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles.

SOUTHWEST SLING £10.25
Beefeater Gin, dry Vermouth, elderflower, mint, lime + a pinch of salt.

PORNSTAR MARTINI £10.25
Absolut Vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree + vanilla syrup.

TOO-TING £10.25
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, pineapple, ting + passion fruit.

FRENCH MARTINI £9.25
Absolut Raspberry, Chambord + pineapple.

ESPRESSO MARTINI £9.95
Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua Coffee liqueur + espresso (sugar optional). To fuck you up + wake you up.

MOJITO £9.95
Havana Club, Fresh Mint, Sugar, Lime + Soda

MARGARITA £9.75
Olmeca Altos Tequila, Lime, Agave

COSMOPOLITAN £9.75
Absolut Citron Vodka, Cointreau, Cranberry, Lime

UNLISTED COLLECTION
Not on the menu, ask one of our master bartenders to make whatever cocktail you fancy.

BOOZE FREE

HOMEMADE LAVENDER LEMONADE £4.95

FRESH BERRY MOCKITO £4.95
Seasonal Berries, Lime + Mint over crushes ice with Apple Juice + Soda

CHEEKY TIKI £4.95
Scorched Pineapple Puree, Lime + a Coconut

HEINEKEN 00 £4
Alcohol- free Beer

CEDARS & TONIC £6
Like a G+T, but without any G

COCO VERDE £4.5
Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint

C- BOMB  £4.5
Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry

BEES KNEES  BOOZE – FREE BUBBLES £15

BUBBLES

MM SELECCION ESPECIAL BRUT CAVA £5.5/ £27.5
Long lasting bubbles, elegant + fresh finish
MM SELECCION ESPECIAL BRUT ROSE £5.5/ £27.5
Cool elegant pink, crisp with Wild Strawberries + a delicate finish
REVINO, PROSECCO £6/£28.95
PERRIER JOUET £65
ROSE BRUT £85
BELLE EPOQUE £150

 

ROSE WINE

PROVENCE LA GRANDE BAUQUIERE £6.75 (175ml) / 27.95 (bottle)
Cotes du Provence, France.
This Provence rose oozes class. Complex tropical fruits balanced by a lovely mineral structure. Drink like a fish.
EXHIBIT ROSE £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle)
Mayfly, New Zealand | A classic crowd pleasure, bursting with fruit flavours and acidity. Made by one of NZ’s leading wine families, its quality is assured.

 

RED WINE

EXHIBIT RED £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle)
MERLOT £5 (175ml) / £20 (bottle)
Costa Vera, Chile | Soft, super juicy, ripe plummy fruit with a long full flavoured finish.
SHIRAZ £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Beautiful Australian Shiraz full of red and black berry aromas and a smooth palate dripping with dark fruits.
MALBEC £6.5 (175ml) / £30 (bottle)
Man meets Mountain, Mendoza, Argentina |
A harmonious Malbec, packed full of blueberry, blackcurrant + plum. Super soft + silky.
CABERNET SAUVIGNON £24 (bottle)
The Pugilist, South Australia | Elegant and poised yet rugged + strong. The epitome of the iron fist in the silken glove.
RIOJA SANTIAGO CRIANZA £25 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Good body, well balanced, round with a long + pleasant finish.
PINOT NOIR £24 (bottle)
Casablanca, Nostros Reserva, Chile | Soft, light red, full of bright fruit, violets + smoky flavours. Elegant, with light tannis + a good acidity.

 

WHITE WINE

EXHIBIT WHITE £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle) CHENIN BLANC 5 (175ml) / 20 (bottle)
Aloe Tree, SA | Tropical + fruity, this dry wine is super easy drinking.
CHARDONNAY £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Packed with grapefruit, lime and melon flavours, all bound up with a zesty crisp citrus balance with cuts through to the finish
VERDEJO £26 (bottle)
Vega de la Reina, Spain | A great wine to have with light meals. Crisp + bouncy, it features melon + lemony greenery.
PICPOUL DE PINET £25 (bottle)
Domain Roquemoliere, France| Crisp, light and aromatic, perfectly refreshing
SAUVIGNON BLANC £7.5 (175ml) / 30 (bottle) 
RIOJA SANTIAGO BLANCO 24 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Fresh, soft + round with an invigorating finish.

(12” | Available on gluten-free bases)

MARINARA (vegan) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano
MARGHERITA (V) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano, buffalo mozzarella
LAGERITA 10.5 BBQ lager sauce, montgomery cheddar, beechwood smoked pork salami, pickled mustard seeds, cheesy cheddar crust
PIZZA-LADDIE-YAY 10 Caramelised onion & thyme sauce, ortiz anchovies, black kalamata
olives, sun-dried tomatoes, olive oil crust (take off anchovies to
make me vegan)
SOBRASADA FIORENTINA 11 Spicy sobrasada sausage, crème fraiche, spiced spinach, parmesan,
whole baked egg
SPICY PEPPERONI 10.5 Double pepperoni, chili oil, mozzarella, oregano, sweet million tomato sauce
PROPA-TROPICANA 10.5 Smoked ham, pineapple, mushrooms, sweet million tomato sauce
THE CLEAN GREEN GREEK (VEGAN / 271 CALORIES) 10.5 Raw crushed tomato, fresh oregano, black kalamata olives, feta, charred piquillo pepper, lemon zest + sourdough crust

Afters
BEN + JERRY ICE CREAM TUBS 3.5
CHOCOLATE BROWNIE + VANILLA ICE CREAM 6
NEW YORK CHEESECAKE + ICE CREAM 6
ESPRESSO MARTINI 9.5

Cattle Grid Burgers
Pick your protein and then your garnish – all served in buttery brioche buns (Chips & Salad to be ordered separately).

Protein
HEREFORD CHAR-GRILLED 7oz BEEF BURGER
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN FILLET
STUFFED + BAKED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM (vegan)

Garnish
THE CATTLE GRID CLASSIC 11.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo + gherkins
OOZY BRIE + CARAMELISED ONIONS 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, oozy brie + caramelised onions
MATURE CHEDDAR + STREAKY BACON 12.95 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, mature cheddar + streaky bacon
STILTON + STREAKY BACON 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, melted stilton + streaky bacon

Cattle Grid Ribs
Rib Tuesday FULL RACK OF RIBS FOR ONLY £10

BBQ BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a sweet + sticky BBQ sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5
PERI-PERI BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a spicy + zingy peri-peri sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5

Snacks + Sides
CATTLE GRID COLESLAW (V) 3.75
CHIPS (V) 3.75
MAC + CHEESE (V) 4
SWEET POTATO FRIES (V) 4
LEAFY SALAD (V) 3.5
CHEESE DOUGH BALLS (GF) 5
CURLY FRIES 3.5 Pimp me with BBQ sauce + 50p
POUTINE CHIPS 6.75 Topped crispy chips, oozy cheese, smoked streaky bacon + bone marrow gravy
THE CATTLE GRID NACHOS (V) 9.95 Corn tortilla chips, tomato salsa, sour cream, nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos + smashed avocado

Salads
CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD 8.5 Cos lettuce, shaved aged parmesan, soft boiled hen’s egg, black olives, anchovies + caesar dressing + Char-grilled chicken breast £4.5
THE VEGAN GREEK SALAD 7.5 Heirloom tomatoes, basil, mint, red onions, cucumber, black olives + citrus dr

Cattle Grid Wings
Wing Wednesday 6 WINGS FOR £5 | 12 WINGS FOR £9 | 18 WINGS FOR £12
BUFFALO 7.95
PERI-PERI 7.95
BBQ 7.95

Add Free Flowing Fizz or Bellinis for £18

EGGS BENEDICT 8.5
EGGS ROYALE 9
EGGS FLORENTINE 8
SMASHED AVOCADO + TOAST (vegan) 8.5
+ Crispy Bacon £2.5
+ Poached Eggs £2
+ Smoked Salmon £3
FIEND’S RAREBIT 8.25 With scrambled eggs and brown sauce
THE GREAT BRITISH BREAKFAST 10.95 smoked streaky bacon / portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / pork & leek sausage / baked beans / homefries / 2 fried eggs + toasted sourdough
THE GREAT VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST 10 spiced spinach / portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / vegan sausage / baked beans / homefries / 2 eggs + toasted sourdough (can be made vegan – £9)
HOME BAKED BANANA BREAD (Vegan) 7.5 Fresh fruit + maple syrup

Sunday Roast
Roasted meat, yorkshire pudding, rosemary roast tatties seasonal veg + bone marrow gravy
ROAST HEREFORD BEEF SIRLOIN 10
ROAST NORFOLK CHICKEN 10

Snacks + Sides
CATTLE GRID COLESLAW (V) 3.75
CHIPS (V) 3.75
MAC + CHEESE (V) 4
SWEET POTATO FRIES (V) 4
LEAFY SALAD (V) 3.5
CHEESE DOUGH BALLS (GF) 5
CURLY FRIES 3.5 Pimp me with BBQ sauce + 50p
POUTINE CHIPS 6.75 Topped crispy chips, oozy cheese, smoked streaky bacon + bone marrow gravy
THE CATTLE GRID NACHOS (V) 9.95 Corn tortilla chips, tomato salsa, sour cream, nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos + smashed avocados

Coffee + Tea
POT OF TEA 2.4 English breakfast, camomile, fresh mint, earl grey, lemon + ginger
CAPPUCCINO 3.1
FLAT WHITE 3.1
AMERICANO 2.5
ESPRESSO 2.2
MOCHA 3.1

Cattle Grid Burgers
Pick your protein and then your garnish – all served in buttery brioche (or vegan) buns with chips or leafy salad

Protein
HEREFORD CHAR-GRILLED 7oz BEEF BURGER
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN FILLET
STUFFED + BAKED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM (vegan)

Garnish
THE CATTLE GRID CLASSIC 11.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo + gherkins
OOZY BRIE + CARAMELISED ONIONS 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, oozy brie + caramelised onions
MATURE CHEDDAR + STREAKY BACON 12.95 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, mature cheddar + streaky bacon
STILTON + STREAKY BACON 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, melted stilton + streaky bacon

Cattle Grid Wings

BUFFALO 7.95 Spicy + buttery, with blue cheese dip
PERI-PERI 7.95 Fiery chilli + citrus, with blue cheese dip
BBQ 7.95 Smoky, sweet + sticky, with blue cheese dip

Cattle Grid Ribs
With chips + homemade slaw

BBQ BABY BACK RIBS Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a sweet + sticky BBQ sauce
PERI-PERI BABY BACK RIBS Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a spicy + zingy peri-peri sauce
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5

Drinks

Booze-Free
HOMEMADE LAVENDER LEMONADE 4.95
FRESH BERRY MOCKITO 4.95 Seasonal berries, lime + mint over crushed ice with apple juice + soda
CHEEKY TIKI 4.95 Scorched pineapple puree, lime + coconut
BEES KNEES BOOZE FREE BUBBLES 15 All the bubbles of prosecco, but booze free

Daily Dose Juices
COCO VERDE 4.5 Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint
C-BOMB 4.5 Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry
ROUGE 4.5 Apple, beetroot, ginger, lemon, aloe vera

Brunch Cocktails
RHUBARB BELLINI 8.75 Rhubarb vodka, aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles
BLOODY MARY 7.5 Absolut vodka, tomato juice, worcester sauce, tabasco, salt + pepper
ESPRESSO MARTINI 9.95 Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua Coffee liqueur + espresso (sugar optional)
SUPERFOOD SLING 10.25 Absolut Acai, Limoncello, Pomegranate, Mango, Crushed Berries, Mint + Sod

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