FOOD + DRINK

BALHAM’S BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH CLUB

SAT – SUN 11:00 17:00

The best bottomless brunch in town!

Add:

+ Bottomless Fizz  18
+ Bottomless Amstel 20
+ Bottomless Cocktails 20

Choose From:

RHUBARB BELLINI Rhubarb vodka, aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles
FRENCH MARTINI  Absolut raspberry, Chambord + pineapple 
MALIBU RUM PUNCH Passionfruit Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice

+ Bottomless Pizza 15

Choose From:

MARINARA (vegan) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano
MARGHERITA (V) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano, buffalo mozzarella
SPICY PEPPERONI Double pepperoni, chili oil, mozzarella, oregano, sweet million tomato sauce
PROPA-TROPICANA Smoked ham, pineapple, mushrooms, sweet million tomato sauce
THE CLEAN GREEN GREEK (vegan / 271 calories) 10.5 Raw crushed tomato, fresh oregano, black kalamata olives, feta, charred piquillo pepper, lemon zest + sourdough crust

(12″ , Available on gluten-free bases)

MARINARA (vegan) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano
MARGHERITA (V) Sweet million tomato sauce, fresh oregano, buffalo mozzarella
SPICY PEPPERONI Double pepperoni, chili oil, mozzarella, oregano, sweet million tomato sauce
PROPA-TROPICANA Smoked ham, pineapple, mushrooms, sweet million tomato sauce
THE CLEAN GREEN GREEK (vegan / 271 calories) Raw crushed tomato, fresh oregano, black kalamata olives, feta, charred piquillo pepper, lemon zest + sourdough crust

MORE BRUNCH 

EGGS BENEDICT 9
EGGS ROYALE 9.95
EGGS FLORENTINE 8.5
SMASHED AVOCADO + TOAST  8.95
+ Crispy Bacon 2.5
+ Poached Eggs 2
+ Smoked Salmon 3

FIEND’S RAREBIT 8.75 
With scrambled eggs and brown sauce
THE GREAT BRITISH BREAKFAST 11.5
Smoked streaky bacon/ portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / pork and leek sausage / baked beans
THE GREAT VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST 10.5
Spiced spinach / portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / vegan sausage / baked beans / 2 eggs + toasted sourdough (can be made vegan – £9)

HOME BAKED BANANA BREAD (vegan) 8.25
Fresh fruit + maple syrup

SNACKS + SIDES
CATTLE GRID COLESLAW (V) 3.75
CHIPS (V) 3.75
MAC + CHEESE (V) 4
SWEET POTATO FRIES (V) 4
LEAFY SALAD (V) 3.5
CURLY FRIES 3.5
Pimp me with BBQ sauce + 50p
POUTINE CHIPS 6.75
Topped crispy chips, oozy cheese, smoked streaky bacon + bone marrow gravy
THE CATTLE GRID NACHOS (V) 9.95
Corn tortilla chips, tomato salsa, sour cream, nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos
+ smashed avocados
 
COFFEE + TEA
POT OF TEA 2.4
English breakfast, chamomile, fresh mint, earl grey, lemon + ginger
CAPPUCCINO 3.1
FLAT WHITE 3.1
AMERICANO 2.5
ESPRESSO 2.2
MOCHA 3.1

DAILY DOSE JUICES
COCO VERDE 4.5
Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint
C-BOMB 4.5
Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry
ROUGE 4.5
Apple, beetroot, ginger, lemon, aloe vera

CATTLE GRID BURGERS
Pick your protein and then your garnish – all served in buttery brioche buns (Chips & Salad to be ordered separately).

Protein
HEREFORD CHAR-GRILLED 7oz BEEF BURGER
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN FILLET
STUFFED + BAKED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM (vegan)

Garnish
THE CATTLE GRID CLASSIC 11.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo + gherkins
OOZY BRIE + CARAMELISED ONIONS 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, oozy brie + caramelised onions
MATURE CHEDDAR + STREAKY BACON 12.95 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, mature cheddar + streaky bacon
STILTON + STREAKY BACON 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, melted stilton + streaky bacon

CATTLE GRID RIBS

BBQ BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a sweet + sticky BBQ sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5
PERI-PERI BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a spicy + zingy peri-peri sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5

SALADS
CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD 8.5 Cos lettuce, shaved aged parmesan, soft boiled hen’s egg, black olives, anchovies + caesar dressing + Char-grilled chicken breast £4.5
THE VEGAN GREEK SALAD 7.5 Heirloom tomatoes, basil, mint, red onions, cucumber, black olives + citrus dr

CATTLE GRID WINGS

BUFFALO 7.5                                                                                 
PERI-PERI 7.95
BBQ 7.95           
VEGAN CAULIFLOWER 6.50                                                                             

**To enjoy bottomless drinks, the whole table must select a bottomless drink option. Each guest can choose one bottomless drink but they cannot be mixed. Bottomless pizza requires a minimum of two guests to order. Pizzas are served as one between two.

COCKTAILS

241 COCKTAILS EVERY DAY 4PM TO 8PM Fancy a few crafty cocktails, or even a little midweek boogie? We feel ya. With happy hour on selected cocktails daily between 4-8PM, we’re ready to play any & everyday. All hail the holy Happy Hour!

THE EXHIBITIONIST £11
Goslings gold rum, Albelha organic cachaça, passionfruit, mango, lime + soda – topped with fire .

LA VIE EN ROSE £9.50
Pink grapefruit, Aperol + prosecco.

BITTERSWEET SPRITZ £9.50
Rosemary infused Beefeater gin, lemon + fever tree elderflower.

OLD TOM COLLINS £9.50
SW12 Hayman’s gin, lemon, sugar + lavender syrup topped with soda.

SUPERFOOD SLING £10.50
Absolut açai, limoncello, pomegranate, mango, crushed berries, mint + soda.

MAI-TAI £10.75
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, Cointreau, Orgeat syrup, lime + angostura bitters.

RHUBARB BELLINI £9.25
Rhubarb Vodka, Aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles.

SOUTHWEST SLING £10.50
Beefeater Gin, dry Vermouth, elderflower, mint, lime + a pinch of salt.

PORNSTAR MARTINI £10.75
Absolut Vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree + vanilla syrup.

TOO-TING £10.50
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, pineapple, ting + passion fruit.

FRENCH MARTINI £9.75
Absolut Raspberry, Chambord + pineapple.

ESPRESSO MARTINI £10.50
Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua Coffee liqueur + espresso (sugar optional). To fuck you up + wake you up.

MOJITO £9.95
Havana Club, Fresh Mint, Sugar, Lime + Soda

MARGARITA £9.95
Olmeca Altos Tequila, Lime, Agave

UNLISTED COLLECTION
Not on the menu, ask one of our master bartenders to make whatever cocktail you fancy.

BOOZE FREE

HOMEMADE LAVENDER LEMONADE £4.95

FRESH BERRY MOCKITO £4.95
Seasonal Berries, Lime + Mint over crushes ice with Apple Juice + Soda

CHEEKY TIKI £4.95
Scorched Pineapple Puree, Lime + a Coconut

HEINEKEN 00 £4
Alcohol- free Beer

CEDARS & TONIC £6
Like a G+T, but without any G

COCO VERDE £4.5
Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint

C- BOMB  £4.5
Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry

BEES KNEES  BOOZE – FREE BUBBLES £15

RED WINE

EXHIBIT RED £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle)
MERLOT £5 (175ml) / £20 (bottle)
Costa Vera, Chile | Soft, super juicy, ripe plummy fruit with a long full flavoured finish.
SHIRAZ £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Beautiful Australian Shiraz full of red and black berry aromas and a smooth palate dripping with dark fruits.
MALBEC £6.5 (175ml) / £30 (bottle)
Man meets Mountain, Mendoza, Argentina |
A harmonious Malbec, packed full of blueberry, blackcurrant + plum. Super soft + silky.
CABERNET SAUVIGNON £24 (bottle)
The Pugilist, South Australia | Elegant and poised yet rugged + strong. The epitome of the iron fist in the silken glove.
RIOJA SANTIAGO CRIANZA £25 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Good body, well balanced, round with a long + pleasant finish.
PINOT NOIR £24 (bottle)
Casablanca, Nostros Reserva, Chile | Soft, light red, full of bright fruit, violets + smoky flavours. Elegant, with light tannis + a good acidity.

 

WHITE WINE

EXHIBIT WHITE £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle) CHENIN BLANC 5 (175ml) / 20 (bottle)
Aloe Tree, SA | Tropical + fruity, this dry wine is super easy drinking.
CHARDONNAY £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Packed with grapefruit, lime and melon flavours, all bound up with a zesty crisp citrus balance with cuts through to the finish
VERDEJO £26 (bottle)
Vega de la Reina, Spain | A great wine to have with light meals. Crisp + bouncy, it features melon + lemony greenery.
PICPOUL DE PINET £25 (bottle)
Domain Roquemoliere, France| Crisp, light and aromatic, perfectly refreshing
SAUVIGNON BLANC £7.5 (175ml) / 30 (bottle) 
RIOJA SANTIAGO BLANCO 24 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Fresh, soft + round with an invigorating finish.