FOOD + DRINK

BALHAM’S BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH CLUB

SAT – SUN 12:00 17:00

The best bottomless brunch in town!

Add:

+ Bottomless Fizz  18
+ Bottomless Amstel 20
+ Bottomless Cocktails 20

Choose From:

RHUBARB BELLINI Rhubarb vodka, aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles
FRENCH MARTINI  Absolut raspberry, Chambord + pineapple 
MALIBU RUM PUNCH Passionfruit Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice

MORE BRUNCH 

EGGS BENEDICT 9
EGGS ROYALE 9.95
EGGS FLORENTINE 8.5
SMASHED AVOCADO + TOAST  8.95
+ Crispy Bacon 2.5
+ Poached Eggs 2
+ Smoked Salmon 3

FIEND’S RAREBIT 8.75 
With scrambled eggs and brown sauce
THE GREAT BRITISH BREAKFAST 11.5
Smoked streaky bacon/ portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / pork and leek sausage / baked beans
THE GREAT VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST 10.5
Spiced spinach / portobello mushroom / grilled tomato / vegan sausage / baked beans / 2 eggs + toasted sourdough (can be made vegan – £9)

HOME BAKED BANANA BREAD (vegan) 8.25
Fresh fruit + maple syrup

SNACKS + SIDES
CATTLE GRID COLESLAW (V) 3.75
CHIPS (V) 3.75
MAC + CHEESE (V) 4
SWEET POTATO FRIES (V) 4
LEAFY SALAD (V) 3.5
CURLY FRIES 3.5
Pimp me with BBQ sauce + 50p
POUTINE CHIPS 6.75
Topped crispy chips, oozy cheese, smoked streaky bacon + bone marrow gravy
THE CATTLE GRID NACHOS (V) 9.95
Corn tortilla chips, tomato salsa, sour cream, nacho cheese sauce, jalapenos
+ smashed avocados
 
COFFEE + TEA
POT OF TEA 2.4
English breakfast, chamomile, fresh mint, earl grey, lemon + ginger
CAPPUCCINO 3.1
FLAT WHITE 3.1
AMERICANO 2.5
ESPRESSO 2.2
MOCHA 3.1

DAILY DOSE JUICES
COCO VERDE 4.5
Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint
C-BOMB 4.5
Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry
ROUGE 4.5
Apple, beetroot, ginger, lemon, aloe vera

CATTLE GRID BURGERS
Pick your protein and then your garnish – all served in buttery brioche buns (Chips & Salad to be ordered separately).

Protein
HEREFORD CHAR-GRILLED 7oz BEEF BURGER
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN FILLET
STUFFED + BAKED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM (vegan)

Garnish
THE CATTLE GRID CLASSIC 11.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo + gherkins
OOZY BRIE + CARAMELISED ONIONS 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, oozy brie + caramelised onions
MATURE CHEDDAR + STREAKY BACON 12.95 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, mature cheddar + streaky bacon
STILTON + STREAKY BACON 13.5 Crisp gem lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, gherkins, melted stilton + streaky bacon

CATTLE GRID RIBS

BBQ BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a sweet + sticky BBQ sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5
PERI-PERI BABY BACK RIBS
Juicy poached pork ribs glazed in a spicy + zingy peri-peri sauce, served with chips + homemade slaw
Half Rack 10.5
Full Rack 15.5

SALADS
CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD 8.5 Cos lettuce, shaved aged parmesan, soft boiled hen’s egg, black olives, anchovies + caesar dressing + Char-grilled chicken breast £4.5
THE VEGAN GREEK SALAD 7.5 Heirloom tomatoes, basil, mint, red onions, cucumber, black olives + citrus dr

CATTLE GRID WINGS

BUFFALO 7.5                                                                                 
PERI-PERI 7.95
BBQ 7.95           
VEGAN CAULIFLOWER 6.50                                                                             

**To enjoy bottomless drinks, the whole table must select a bottomless drink option. Each guest can choose one bottomless drink however these cannot be mixed if bottomless cocktails are selected. Bottomless pizza requires a minimum of two guests to order. Pizzas are served as one between two. 

**For parties of 15 or more there is a specific set  bottomless menu. **Menus are subject to price and product change at any time.

COCKTAILS

241 COCKTAILS EVERY DAY 6PM TO 9PM Fancy a few crafty cocktails, or even a little midweek boogie? We feel ya. With happy hour on selected cocktails daily between 6- 9PM, we’re ready to play any & everyday. All hail the holy Happy Hour!

THE EXHIBITIONIST £11
Goslings gold rum, Albelha organic cachaça, passionfruit, mango, lime + soda – topped with fire .

LA VIE EN ROSE £9.50
Pink grapefruit, Aperol + prosecco.

BITTERSWEET SPRITZ £9.50
Rosemary infused Beefeater gin, lemon + fever tree elderflower.

OLD TOM COLLINS £9.50
SW12 Hayman’s gin, lemon, sugar + lavender syrup topped with soda.

SUPERFOOD SLING £10.50
Absolut açai, limoncello, pomegranate, mango, crushed berries, mint + soda.

MAI-TAI £10.75
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, Cointreau, Orgeat syrup, lime + angostura bitters.

RHUBARB BELLINI £9.25
Rhubarb Vodka, Aperol, peach liqueur, lemon + bubbles.

SOUTHWEST SLING £10.50
Beefeater Gin, dry Vermouth, elderflower, mint, lime + a pinch of salt.

PORNSTAR MARTINI £10.75
Absolut Vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree + vanilla syrup.

TOO-TING £10.50
Havana 3 Rum, Havana Especial Rum, pineapple, ting + passion fruit.

FRENCH MARTINI £9.75
Absolut Raspberry, Chambord + pineapple.

ESPRESSO MARTINI £10.50
Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua Coffee liqueur + espresso (sugar optional). To fuck you up + wake you up.

MOJITO £9.95
Havana Club, Fresh Mint, Sugar, Lime + Soda

MARGARITA £9.95
Olmeca Altos Tequila, Lime, Agave

UNLISTED COLLECTION
Not on the menu, ask one of our master bartenders to make whatever cocktail you fancy.

BOOZE FREE

HOMEMADE LAVENDER LEMONADE £4.95

FRESH BERRY MOCKITO £4.95
Seasonal Berries, Lime + Mint over crushes ice with Apple Juice + Soda

CHEEKY TIKI £4.95
Scorched Pineapple Puree, Lime + a Coconut

HEINEKEN 00 £4
Alcohol- free Beer

CEDARS & TONIC £6
Like a G+T, but without any G

COCO VERDE £4.5
Coconut water, romaine, kale, spinach, cucumber, lemon + mint

C- BOMB  £4.5
Orange, lemon, freeze-dried cherry

BEES KNEES  BOOZE – FREE BUBBLES £15

RED WINE

EXHIBIT RED £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle)
MERLOT £5 (175ml) / £20 (bottle)
Costa Vera, Chile | Soft, super juicy, ripe plummy fruit with a long full flavoured finish.
SHIRAZ £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Beautiful Australian Shiraz full of red and black berry aromas and a smooth palate dripping with dark fruits.
MALBEC £6.5 (175ml) / £30 (bottle)
Man meets Mountain, Mendoza, Argentina |
A harmonious Malbec, packed full of blueberry, blackcurrant + plum. Super soft + silky.
CABERNET SAUVIGNON £24 (bottle)
The Pugilist, South Australia | Elegant and poised yet rugged + strong. The epitome of the iron fist in the silken glove.
RIOJA SANTIAGO CRIANZA £25 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Good body, well balanced, round with a long + pleasant finish.
PINOT NOIR £24 (bottle)
Casablanca, Nostros Reserva, Chile | Soft, light red, full of bright fruit, violets + smoky flavours. Elegant, with light tannis + a good acidity.

 

WHITE WINE

EXHIBIT WHITE £4.95 (175ml) / £19 (bottle) CHENIN BLANC 5 (175ml) / 20 (bottle)
Aloe Tree, SA | Tropical + fruity, this dry wine is super easy drinking.
CHARDONNAY £5.5 (175ml) / £22 (bottle)
Tooma River, Australia |Packed with grapefruit, lime and melon flavours, all bound up with a zesty crisp citrus balance with cuts through to the finish
VERDEJO £26 (bottle)
Vega de la Reina, Spain | A great wine to have with light meals. Crisp + bouncy, it features melon + lemony greenery.
PICPOUL DE PINET £25 (bottle)
Domain Roquemoliere, France| Crisp, light and aromatic, perfectly refreshing
SAUVIGNON BLANC £7.5 (175ml) / 30 (bottle) 
RIOJA SANTIAGO BLANCO 24 (bottle)
Rioja, Spain | Fresh, soft + round with an invigorating finish.